Text Me If You Run Out of Toilet Paper

A cartoon toilet roll, a wavy border and six words of hand-lettered good sense: TEXT ME IF YOU RUN OUT OF TOILET PAPER, the most romantic thing anyone has ever said. Dry, warm and just silly enough for the room it hangs in.

Six colourways: Cobalt Blue, Midnight Black, Seafoam Teal, Mustard Gold, Terracotta Stripe and Coral Clay. Cobalt Blue is the loudest of them, while Terracotta Stripe swaps the flat ground for brushy brick and dusty pink stripes.

Four formats. The poster is the print by itself on premium semi-glossy paper, A4 to A1. The canvas is gallery wrapped over FSC-certified wood, with the artwork set inside the wrap so the detail stays on the face. There is also an acrylic print with a high-gloss face that floats off the wall, and a metal print on brushed aluminium.

It belongs in a downstairs loo, a family bathroom or a shared house landing, and it makes an easy housewarming present. Made to order and shipped worldwide. See the size guide for what A4 through A1 actually looks like hung up.

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  • Text Me If You Run Out of Toilet Paper – Coral Clay art print: a white toilet roll outlined in dark brown with a tan core, on a blush pink panel edged by a wavy brown-red outline over a bright coral clay background, with deep brick brown hand-lettered capitals reading TEXT ME / IF YOU RUN / OUT / OF / TOILET / PAPER

    Text Me If You Run Out of Toilet Paper – Coral Clay | Art Print

    Text Me If You Run Out of Toilet Paper – Coral Clay | Art Print
    From Dhs. 99.00
  • Text Me If You Run Out of Toilet Paper – Terracotta Stripe art print: a white toilet roll with a tan core on a pale pink panel inside a wavy coral outline, over brushy brick terracotta and dusty pink vertical stripes, with dark maroon hand-lettered capitals reading TEXT ME / IF YOU RUN / OUT / OF / TOILET / PAPER

    Text Me If You Run Out of Toilet Paper – Terracotta Stripe | Art Print

    Text Me If You Run Out of Toilet Paper – Terracotta Stripe | Art Print
    From Dhs. 99.00
  • Text Me If You Run Out of Toilet Paper – Mustard Gold art print: a pale toilet roll drawn in navy line with a tan cardboard core, on a cream panel edged by a wavy coral-pink outline over a warm mustard gold background, with burnt orange hand-lettered capitals reading TEXT ME / IF YOU RUN / OUT / OF / TOILET / PAPER

    Text Me If You Run Out of Toilet Paper – Mustard Gold | Art Print

    Text Me If You Run Out of Toilet Paper – Mustard Gold | Art Print
    From Dhs. 99.00
  • Text Me If You Run Out of Toilet Paper – Seafoam Teal art print: a white toilet roll outlined in dark teal with one sheet hanging down, on a pale seafoam panel edged by a wavy coral outline over a deep teal background, with dark teal hand-lettered capitals reading TEXT ME / IF YOU RUN / OUT / OF / TOILET / PAPER

    Text Me If You Run Out of Toilet Paper – Seafoam Teal | Art Print

    Text Me If You Run Out of Toilet Paper – Seafoam Teal | Art Print
    From Dhs. 99.00
  • Text Me If You Run Out of Toilet Paper – Midnight Black art print: a white toilet roll drawn in thin black line on a light grey panel inside a wavy coral border, set against a solid black background, with hollow grey-outlined hand-lettered capitals reading TEXT ME / IF YOU RUN / OUT / OF / TOILET / PAPER

    Text Me If You Run Out of Toilet Paper – Midnight Black | Art Print

    Text Me If You Run Out of Toilet Paper – Midnight Black | Art Print
    From Dhs. 99.00
  • Text Me If You Run Out of Toilet Paper – Cobalt Blue art print: a cartoon white toilet roll with a tan core and one loose sheet, on a pale pink panel edged by a wavy coral outline over a deep cobalt blue background, with dark maroon hand-lettered capitals reading TEXT ME / IF YOU RUN / OUT / OF / TOILET / PAPER

    Text Me If You Run Out of Toilet Paper – Cobalt Blue | Art Print

    Text Me If You Run Out of Toilet Paper – Cobalt Blue | Art Print
    From Dhs. 99.00